"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
- Robert Pirsig
"God, please save me from your followers !"
- Bumper Sticker
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one ?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke
"New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights."
- Hamilton Wright Mabie
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
- Oprah Winfrey
"I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's."
- Henry Moore
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.)